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[shitflashpointsays]

Flashpoint. [Wow, being called 'dear'. There's a first.] He seems to think I can't catch any bids. He's gonna learn different.

[Er, somehow. She's not sure yet how. That's, uh, a work in progress still!]

[venenatis]

...so I shouldn't complete the space princess crown?

Or...we could run with it.

[shitflashpointsays]

Space princess--!! [The sound that comes next is like curse words and angry static humping. Seriously don't ask.] Are you fraggin' serious?

[OH. It. Is. ON.]

Naw, finish it. I'm not backing down from any of this.

[venenatis]

We can rework it into space warrior princess. Femme and ferocious.

[shitflashpointsays]

Oh, now yer talkin' my language. [This is way better than just punching him in the face.]

Wait, ...'Princess'?

Try fucking Queen!

[Earth had one of those, her name was Latifah! Also have some terran slang for flavor because she's hispter like that.]

[venenatis]

Watch the Queen Conquer. I love it. We'll remix a classic Minaj ballad for you.

[shitflashpointsays]

Damn right. [Now who does she have to bribe to bid on her? Not that she needs it. Just...insurance measures. Failsafes. Yeah.]

I dunno what that is but it sounds excellent. When do we start?

[venenatis]

Come by tomorrow evening, We'll make a badass bitch out of you.

[shitflashpointsays]

Not too far to go. [Heh. Heeeh...hmm.] Well okay...._{except in the 'attractive to humans area'}. Unless they like hot cars.

[COUGH.]

Coordinates? Or address? [Or whatever.]

[venenatis]

Darling everyone loves hot cars. A hot car that can kick a man's ass? THey won't know how to handle you...we should incorporate that into your entrance- are you comfortable doing that?

[shitflashpointsays]

[Now that's what she likes to hear!]

Kickin' a man's ass? [SMIIIRK. Naw she gets what you're saying.] I'm all about leveraging every asset I have in combat, don't see how this should be annnny different.

And let's face it, even among my kind, my altmode is one of my best features.

[YEAH OKAY she's not a jet and some other exotic airframe but whatever, she's a speedster so that's like sex on wheels. ]

[venenatis]

Engines are a girl's best friend. Excellent. The address and directions to the freight entrance is in the following:

> > >PantheonDirect.dat - Download Y/N?

[shitflashpointsays]

[There is a very nefarious finger steeple going on over here, after initiating the download.]

I look forward to it.

[A beat, as she considers something else.] Speaking of leveraging all assets.... uh. Is there a way to get...relatively detailed specs on external female human anatomy?

[Because she sure as hell is considering pulling her holomatter into this. But yeah. It's got clothes programmed in so Flashpoint's gonna have to change that. But she, uh, has no good ideas what goes underneath. Only bad ones.]